Well, that’s just assuming you’re going to at one point get arrested. If you do, I hope you look as fabulous as these folks do in theirs!
Here are some tips on how to look good in your future mugshots:
– Smile like it’s your grade 8 graduation picture and you’re the happiest 13 year old in the league.
– If you’re a girl, wipe off any dripping makeup you may have on your face.
– Run your hands through your hair like you care about what you look like.
– Try a sexy pout for the camera.
– Don’t cry because your life is headed down the drain.
– Don’t think about your future cellmate who is going to make you feel really uncomfortable.
The whole world is going to see these, so you better make your best pose. Good luck all you future convicts!